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Hey there! So you’ve decided to embrace the ketogenic lifestyle, that’s awesome!

… But now you may be wondering, how do you stay true to it? Well, let me give you some tips using some metaphors (An illustrative comparison of one thing to another sharing a likeness)

First and foremost, think of your body as a car that runs on fuel.

If you put the wrong kind of fuel in your car, it’s not going to run smoothly, right? The same goes for your body. If you want it to function at its best, you need to fuel it with the right kind of food. That means sticking to high-fat, low-carb foods like avocado, nuts, and grass-fed meats.

But what if you’re tempted by all the sugary treats and carb-heavy foods out there?

Think of them as a pothole on the road. Sure, it might seem harmless, but if you hit one, it’s going to throw your car (and your body) out of alignment. So stay focused on your goal and avoid those potholes whenever possible.

Another helpful tip is to plan ahead.

Just like you wouldn’t hit the road without a GPS or a map, you shouldn’t start your day without a plan for your meals. Take some time to think about what you’re going to eat throughout the day, and make sure you have plenty of keto-friendly options on hand.

And finally, don’t forget to take care of your body as a whole.

Just like you need to change the oil in your car and get regular tune-ups, you need to take care of your body by getting enough sleep, staying hydrated, and getting some exercise. This will help keep you on track with your keto lifestyle and feel your best.

So there you have it, some metaphorical tips for staying true to the ketogenic lifestyle. Remember, just like a car, your body needs the right fuel, maintenance, and care to run at its best. Stick with it, avoid the potholes, and enjoy the ride!

Comedians on Keto:

Oh, the keto diet, the modern-day Grim Reaper!

If you think we’re joking, just ask your favorite Dry Bar comedians, who are currently on this diet of doom. From craving carbs to save the world to wanting to murder your family, the keto diet can take you to some pretty dark places. But fear not, their stories are so hilarious, you’ll laugh your way to the graveyard!

Don’t you believe us? Check out these keto survivors on the Dry Bar Comedy + App. Trust us, it’s a better way to spend your time than nibbling on kale chips while dreaming of a giant pizza.

Featured in this compilation are some of the funniest comedians to ever take on the keto challenge:

Jonnie W, Jeff Allen, Chris Strait, and Rodney Norman. These brave souls risked it all so you don’t have to. So, sit back, relax, and enjoy the show. Just make sure to keep some snacks on hand in case the keto cravings strike you as well.


Reuben SullivanStand-Up Comedy Artist, Keto Enthusiast